Sound out

Grand most of the time

Banterful, good sense of humour

A lash!

Contrary at times, but with a heart of gold underneath all that lead

Langer

Can be a pain in the ***, but a nice guy

The cool side of the pillow - unwanted some of the time but boy can it be refreshing

Great craic

The love of my life

A pair of old tattered ugly shoes so comfy they have moulded into the perfect fit

Feen

Miserable

Belligerent

Daycent

A beautiful whore with a heart of gold but is forced to wear regal dresses and put on a show by her pimp council.

Inoperable

Divisive

Unsinkable

Out, like?

Mr. Hyde - sound until you insult him!

Keane

He's a bit of a ****... I can't say that - but what can I say? I've known him all my life

Chuck Norris

Mint

Corrupted

Like an aged husband with erectile dysfunction, no matter how much it lets you down you still stick around because you remember how great it once was!

A City of Culture once again?

© Tom McCarthy